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Congrats on a Fine Job

by Blake on January 17th, 2008

What do people do with themselves?

How do you play poker?

What is a job and where do the jobs go?

What is eaten from a tray?

Every card is a little window and people with beer guts are sitting in them.

They scratch themselves in certain places.

The Beer Nuts are to the left of the TV.

I have a small person chewing at my kneecap when I’m dealt pocket queens.

I don’t believe poker is a thing.

I am going to take a bath with a small bottle of lubricant.

Under the table I’ll be kneading dough.

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