Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi
Dear Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi:
You are the Marky Mark of poker.
When you said you wouldn’t answer if people called you ‘Michael’ anymore, your mother threw up in her bed. She is moaning and hurting and you are hurting her.
Where do you go to tan?
Do you know the Funky Bunch?
Are you ALL-IN?
Please do us all a favor: stop.






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6 opinions for Michael ‘The Grinder’ Mizrachi
Jereme
Jan 12, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Hahaha, you make me laugh.
Pmack
Apr 14, 2008 at 3:20 pm
lol thats gold
Blake
Apr 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm
;)
Jason
May 27, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I’m not the only one who thinks this guy is a total DORK.
Blake
May 28, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Dork is a good word for it.
Jereme
May 28, 2008 at 7:21 pm
We call his look “Bro” down here in SoCal and it is a deregatory term.
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