I know I’ve said it doesn’t take much smarts to play poker, but this guy is bordering on special. I’m not sure the world needed a video to let us know that 9/3 offsuit is a bad hand, much less than ‘top 10 worst poker hands’.
Why is it that I can watch these poker dorks for hours and never feel bored? It entrances me a little.
I guess I have a special place in my heart for the clueless.
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12 opinions for Poker Genius
jereme
Jun 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
“7/3 don’t play that. 6/2 don’t play that either simply because it will get you into trouble.”
Yeah no shit if you don’t know what you are doing. KK can get you into trouble too. Dumb ass.
Blake
Jun 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
the creepy ‘i’m so wise’ look in his eyes just kills me.
i like when he says ‘especially don’t come into the hand against ME with this one. you’ll be behind.’
i wonder if his wife (wife?) helped him prepare the hands to show the camera.
jereme
Jun 18, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I am completely baffled by his ending statement though.
He says “there are strong aces and weak aces, the ace of club is weak.”
Fade to black.
huh? How is the Ace of clubs weak?
Blake
Jun 18, 2008 at 6:49 pm
ace of clubs haha. what in the hell?
i also wonder where he got that ace six is the hand people most often ’suck out’ with.
‘don’t play 6/3 even if you’re in the big blind’
i would love to play with this guy.
jereme
Jun 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Yeah I would love to play with him also.
I play any two suited cards in the right spot especially if it is King/rag suited. I have cracked so many monster hands with a raggedy flush on the turn or riv.
Obviously this guy has never seen Mr. Gus or Sammy play.
durden
Jun 19, 2008 at 12:32 am
funny thing is that he is reading it off the screen, almost looks like he is not sure if its a bad hand or not.
jereme
Jun 19, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Yes I noticed that too. I think it is the order that he needs help with.
Otherwise the idiot will show 6/3 as a bad hand first and 7/2 like 5 hands in.
I obviously don’t have to point out that he never has the revelation that the ppl watching the tape actually know what poker is and “teaching” them what hands to or not to play is pretty insulting.
Funny thing is this retard will probably be the next WSOP champion.
Blake
Jun 19, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I can’t stop thinking about the ace of clubs being a weak ace. Does he think suits play? I imagine his home game with them all including suits in hands, him getting confused when he plays online and doesn’t win when his opponent has the ace of clubs and he has the spade. I really want to talk to this guy.
jereme
Jun 19, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Hahahaha. Good question.
durden
Jun 20, 2008 at 2:14 am
The ace of spades wins. Ship that shit!
jereme
Jun 20, 2008 at 6:57 pm
SHIP IT!
Blake
Jun 20, 2008 at 8:38 pm
that’s enough you two
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